13 definitions by billberto
Short for Bizarro-worldo.
The opposite of the real world. Good is evil, round is square, hello is goodbye. Introduced in the "Superman" comics and used to extreme hilarity on "Seinfeld."
The opposite of the real world. Good is evil, round is square, hello is goodbye. Introduced in the "Superman" comics and used to extreme hilarity on "Seinfeld."
Bizarro tires on the car are square.
Bizarro Saddam Hussein has George W. Bush locked up in prison.
Bizarro Hillary Clinton bakes cookies for her son's Cub Scout troop, doesn't worship Satan, and enjoys sexual intercourse with a man.
Bizarro Saddam Hussein has George W. Bush locked up in prison.
Bizarro Hillary Clinton bakes cookies for her son's Cub Scout troop, doesn't worship Satan, and enjoys sexual intercourse with a man.
by billberto March 23, 2005
A wide ranging currency that men use to reimburse women for sexual favors. The highest denomination in the jewelry economic scale is diamonds, with gold being the most common unit.
I wanted to make sure that I could fuck the shit out of that skunt for the rest of the month, so I gave her a bunch of jewelry. Greedy bitch...
by billberto May 6, 2005
The retarded guy (Downs Syndrome) that sometimes hangs out at ESPN Zone on 11th Street in DC. He befriends random people and shouts "HAAALLLLOOOO!" all night long.
Being nice to G-Money helped us score with the skunts. Too bad none of them would let him skunt fuck her too.
by billberto March 21, 2005
A large mountain of crap that sticks out of the water in the toilet bowl, much like an island in the ocean. This is often the result of drinking Guinness to the point of passing out the prior evening.
by billberto March 18, 2005
A large ball of wonderful goodies that you drop in the porcelain pool the morning after Cinco de Mayo. Similar to Ireland's Eye.
Holy frijoles! Who the fuck is in that stall? He must have been drinking for 14 hours straight last night to drop a stinky pinata like that!!!!
by billberto May 6, 2005
Pooter titty is the most offensive word to girls. They hate the word pooter and hate the word titty. Combined, they are unstoppable.
Dude - You're a fucking Pooter Titty
Whore - *head explodes from the force of being called a pooter titty.*
Dude - *drops trou and performs some necrophilic maneuvers*
Whore - *head explodes from the force of being called a pooter titty.*
Dude - *drops trou and performs some necrophilic maneuvers*
by billberto April 7, 2005
Foreign currency, usually printed in bright colors with funny pictures of people that no one has ever heard of. Called Monopoly Money or Funny Money because it looks and feels like some fake cash you get with a board game.
Monopoly Money is often spent recklessly because it looks fake, therefore you're not spending "real" money.
Monopoly Money is often spent recklessly because it looks fake, therefore you're not spending "real" money.
British Pound
New Zealand Dollars
Canadian Dollar
Japanese Yen
Euro
Australlian Dollar
Switzerland Francs
South Africa Rand
Mexico Pesos
Russia Rubles
Saudi Arabia Riyals
etc
New Zealand Dollars
Canadian Dollar
Japanese Yen
Euro
Australlian Dollar
Switzerland Francs
South Africa Rand
Mexico Pesos
Russia Rubles
Saudi Arabia Riyals
etc
by billberto March 21, 2005