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an unfortunate event, occurance, person or situation
Person A: I failed my engineering analysis exam
Person B: Same here...this is a poofest!
poofest by Bunny Headface August 13, 2012
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Poorstitute 

A prostitute who doesn't make enough money to live on.
"Look at that poorstitute; she has the face of what I scraped off my shoe..."
Poorstitute by BeckitBekBek January 7, 2009
Poo-es-ta

-noun
1. a midday or afternoon poo, a close cousin to the siesta.
2. a poo party, very similar to a fiesta but with a strong focus on poo, can be used synonymously with group poop in certain instances.
Danny gets upset when he misses his pooesta.

Thalia was late for class because of her pooesta.

Travis and his 4 groomsmen entered the Vegas casino washroom to find 5 stalls - a perfect match for a pooesta!
Pooesta by JettSkyler May 28, 2011

poorection 

An erection resulting from built-up excrement pressing against the prostate.
"I'm gonna go drop a deuce before this wicked poorection gets out of hand."
poorection by digitallimit April 5, 2009
An early-afternoon poo, a close cousin to the siesta.
Danny gets upset when he misses his pooesta.

Thalia was late for class because of her pooesta.
Pooesta by JettSkyler April 29, 2011

poonestamp 

To stamp an object or person with poone juice. This can be done in secrecy so as to get revenge on someone, or blatantly in the open so that you can see their reaction.
"I poonestamped him in the eye because he was being a complete asshole."
poonestamp by GnarlyCarley09 February 22, 2008