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poopascoop 

To cup ones fart and swiftly manoeuvre the cupped hand to ones nostrils (or the nostrils of another). Useful in deciphering the health of the bowel and the contents of the previous evenings dindins.
Tarquin: 'Bertie dear boy, my olfactory sense deciphers a hint of truffle in your poopascoop. I also note a forthcoming haemorrhoid.'

Bertie: 'Jolly good show, bang on Tarquers!'
'Oh, and please may I borrow your Preparation H?'
poopascoop by loufoo December 26, 2011

poopnscooping

your poopnscooping

ha ha i dont care
scooping up someones poop and laying it on their mouth, they awaken with a mouth full of turd and usually beat you up.
friend: what happened to Larry?
You: oh he got beat up by Bob
Friend: Why?
You: He poopscooped him
poopscoop by mr.farwelllmo May 16, 2011

poopscoops 

A less extreme word on the same scale of magnitude-description as shitloads, both in coarseness and extremity of magnitude conveyed. It is also cuter.
Piracetam helped me poopscoops when it came to "reclaiming" some sorts of brain function.
poopscoops by mahdiou February 26, 2011
A scooper with a thin handle used to pick up large quantities of dung. Sometimes, do to heavy dung, the scoop will break
Steven: Your shit broke my Poopscoop! :(
Poopscoop by mrbackflip January 29, 2009