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poopulate 

verb; to populate a table with shitty data, often to make the associated statistics/metrics appear more favorable
I just poopulated the client sales metrics table. They should be much happier with the numbers now.
poopulate by upperleft June 1, 2018

Poopulate 

Poo-pyoo-layt

1. (verb) To change from any form to the form of a dookie
1. Ryan, does corn poopulate?
Poopulate by Zach Maron July 3, 2005

poopulate 

1. To populate, with poop.

2. To populate a massive amount of objects in a sloppy fashion.
It doesn't seem like extra work
(except for fixing the breakables that have already been made) to only
poopulate a break sound on the last child of the heirarchy of an object
that is meant to shatter.
poopulate by Skeleturd May 13, 2005

Poopulate 

To blow up a toilet with a massive amount of shit
If you’re going to poopulate the guest bathroom, please flush for heaven sake
Poopulate by Joe Bucks January 28, 2023

Poopulate 

to populate a database system with bad data

Past tense: poopulated
"Who poopulated the exchange codes in the database? They're all missing."
Poopulate by Charlie R. Iver July 10, 2023

Smolka's Postulate 

There is a fundamental connection between technology, physical reality and nature. And the parallels between technology and nature are astounding.
Smolka's Postulate reveals that cars have systems that match that of animals; ie: gas tank - stomach, catalytic converter - liver, carburetor - lungs and so on. A computer hard drive needs to defrag every so often, like a mind needs to dream(believing that doing so consolidates information in the brain).
Smolka's Postulate by Stephan Smolka September 5, 2009