Tom: "Dude, she's super poopular. She sleeps with almost every guy she meets!"
Jerry: "Yeah I better stay away from her."
Jerry: "Yeah I better stay away from her."
by HonorTheSoldier December 5, 2013
Popular, but in a crappy type of way. For example, when you are in a public restroom, and someone in the restroom stall has their phone ring 6 times within 2 minutes - that person is poopular.
by BF Will October 8, 2015
A person who is popular but is not a nice person. People usually call someone a poopular if they are unpopular, this is because poopulars are usually the ones talking about the unpopulars behind thier backs and so on...
by Bob the onion smelling tomato July 16, 2017
One of many Jean-Chretien-isms... In jest of the poor pronunciation and vocabulary of Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien.
by christos January 6, 2003
by Shosti July 31, 2006
When a dude proudly displays the size of his unusually large shit to another man or group of men, to gain pride and respect among his fellow bros.
A typical poopularity contest:
Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."
John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."
Andrew: "Hey John, check out the size of this enormous SHIT i took!!! You wont believe that this thing actually came out of my ass!!! I... I think its moving..."
John: "Ill be right there, bro......... Whoa, i bet that weighs more than a baby, good one dude, keep up the good work. Let me take a picture so I can post it to my twitter..."
by mothercocker May 4, 2011
A is for annoying, always dissing what is "odd".
B is for booty, the second only thing they think about.
C is for cheat, their only talent.
D is for their grade point average, must I say anymore?
E is for everyone, who they are trying to please.
F is for "fag", what they call what is different.
G is for "Gods", that which they think they are.
H is for humane, that which they don't care about.
I is for individuality, that which they don't have.
J is for jokes that they play on other people.
K is for kool, for the ones who can't spell.
L is for lame, the point which they fear.
M is for misinformed, thinking that being popular is the most important thing.
N is fir no respect, what they give others.
O is for opaque, cause you can see right through them.
P is for pressure, the kind that they put on each other.
Q is for quite loud, for they are never quiet.
R is for ridicule, what they do to everyone else.
S is for simple, they see only in black and white.
T is for torment, what they do on a daily basis.
U is for universal, for they are EVERYWHERE!!!
V is for vindictive, what more can I say.
W is for window licker, 'cause most have a low GPA.
X is for (e)x-girlfriends, of which they have plenty.
Y is for you, that which they don't care for.
Z is for zero, how many the world wants!!!
B is for booty, the second only thing they think about.
C is for cheat, their only talent.
D is for their grade point average, must I say anymore?
E is for everyone, who they are trying to please.
F is for "fag", what they call what is different.
G is for "Gods", that which they think they are.
H is for humane, that which they don't care about.
I is for individuality, that which they don't have.
J is for jokes that they play on other people.
K is for kool, for the ones who can't spell.
L is for lame, the point which they fear.
M is for misinformed, thinking that being popular is the most important thing.
N is fir no respect, what they give others.
O is for opaque, cause you can see right through them.
P is for pressure, the kind that they put on each other.
Q is for quite loud, for they are never quiet.
R is for ridicule, what they do to everyone else.
S is for simple, they see only in black and white.
T is for torment, what they do on a daily basis.
U is for universal, for they are EVERYWHERE!!!
V is for vindictive, what more can I say.
W is for window licker, 'cause most have a low GPA.
X is for (e)x-girlfriends, of which they have plenty.
Y is for you, that which they don't care for.
Z is for zero, how many the world wants!!!
Person 1: Hey, that guy totally matches the Emo alphabet!!! Lol!!!
Person 2: And you are starting to match the Poopular alphabet.... I'm outta here!!!
Person 2: And you are starting to match the Poopular alphabet.... I'm outta here!!!
by The Emo Avenger!!! August 23, 2008