poopanion 

A friend who keeps you company in the bathroom while you're doing a poo.

"hey G, I need to go toilet, wanna be my poopanion?"

poopanion by Poopinator October 6, 2013

Portmania

The description of obsession over Natalie Portman.

<guy> "I really like Natalie Portman."

<girl> "Oh, you suffer from Portmania."

Portmania by Michael Kerr May 24, 2005

poopman 

Just a guy with a complete lack any sense of
odor or any
hygiene. He
not only smells bad but he also
makes those who
choose to hang around him smell bad.
Many will
argue where
his almost divine ability to smell
odorous comes from but none will argue of how
noxious the smell is.


Note* The usage of the phrase "poopman" will generally cause a redundant exchange consisting of the following:

Person A: Yo poopman!

Person B: Whatchu call me?

Person A: POOPMAN!

Person B: Shut yo mouth poopman!

Person A: No, you da poopman.

Person B: No, YOU da poopman.

Person A: I have class in fifteen minutes. How about we go for another five?

Person B: Fine with me. Poopman.

Person A: Shut up poopman.

poopman by mcmahoj March 31, 2009

PokeManiac 

Someone who, like me, is completely, totally obsessed with Pokemon. Usually own at least three Pokemon games, and numerous plushes, collectables, trading cards, and paraphanailia. Refers to Pikachu when talking about renewable energy sources. Often claims girl/boyfriend to be Misty/Ash Ketchum.

Guy One- hey, y'know that nerd's name over there?
Guy Two- The one with the Pokemon deco all over her textbooks?
Guy One- Yeah, the PokeManiac.

Guy Two- Oh, that's ________.

PokeManiac by suika-watermelon June 4, 2011

poopfacial 

similar to a standard cosmetic facial, instead using fecal matter as the medium on the subject's face rather than makeup, lotion, etc. A more thorough version of the Chocolate Mustache.

Joe got so wasted last night and was being such an asshole, that we had to give him a full poopfacial; the Chocolate Mustache simply wouldn't do.

poopfacial by aquajerk/surly December 18, 2011

Poopanator

A terminator who poops a lot.

A human pooping machine.

An animal poop machine.

A word crazy ladies like to call their dogs.


Verbs: poopanating.

"Dude, what a poopanator!"

"My mom calls my dog Elly a poopanator. What the fuck is that?"

Poopanator by missgrant69 April 6, 2009

pokemaniac 

A variation of the many trainers one must battle in Pokemon Red/Blue/Green. They look like nerdy guys and often possess quite formidable pokemon.

Ash: Summoned Blastoise
Pokemaniac 5: Summoned Nidoking
Ash: Blastoise used bubblebeam
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used thrash
Ash: Blastoise used Headbutt
Pokemaniac 5: Nidoking used trash...Nidoking's attack missed!
Ash: Blastoise used ice beam
Nidoking fainted!
Ash received $4290, Blastoise gained 1203 exp.
Pokemaniac 5: Oh no! I can't believe i lost!

pokemaniac by wtf March 1, 2005