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The unit of measure concerning the urgency of an anticipated bowel movement.

Based on a scale of 1-10.
Dude, I was at 8 pooples. I barely made it in time.
Pooples by joe crow 8675309 November 27, 2011
A conversation resulting in a state of all knowingness, wisdom, and a full understanding of life.
1. Person 1: "How was the appointment with your doctor?" . Person 2: "popless".
2. "Hey Becky, I just had the most popless convo with Dave."
Popless by Social-ite July 4, 2021

moist pooplets 

geese or pond bird dropping that is very fresh and wet
Thoose birds keep leaving moist poolets on my dock in the pond
moist pooplets by kayaker2008 April 3, 2005

poopness 

The state or condition of being poop.
The poopness of poop is cool and stuff.
poopness by Brave Sir Poop October 11, 2008

pooplesquat 

when someone shoves thier finger up your bum whilst your having sex
"oh ye now give me a pooplesquat"
pooplesquat by MADMAX C February 19, 2009