Pooched Eggs 

When a woman's eggs are dried up and cannot be fertilized.

Poor Susan. At age 47 she thought she could have kids but she has Pooched Eggs.

Pooched Eggs by will bitten September 16, 2017

Poopcicle 

A fragment of fecal matter that has surpassed the anus, but failed to unfasten.

Dude, that was such a viscous poopcicle. It just wouldn't let go.

Poopcicle by DrHuus May 11, 2014

Poopcock 

A words that is said bringing society to its knees

You say peacock and no one bats an eye

you say poopcock and society goes waahhhhhhh

Poopcock by Peeoter November 15, 2020

Pooclear Explosion 

To have explosive diarrhoea

I swear, I'm never eating Mexican food again! That taco caused a pooclear explosion so big they felt it in Australia!

Pooclear Explosion by braceyajax April 23, 2010

poopcat 

1. A cat made out of poop.

2. A saying, like "crap".

1. Woah!! It's a poopcat!

2. Aw poopcats, I forgot my car keys!

poopcat by OHMYSWEETJEBUS July 27, 2009

Coobage Pooch Wooner

A penis that is extremely shriveled with flaps of skin bunched up around it making it look like a head of cabbage.

Is that guy smuggling vegetables in his pants? No, he's just got a coobage pooch wooner.

Coobage Pooch Wooner by Coobage February 11, 2010

Pit Pooch 

The pocket of fat that accrues on the area of women's arms right by the pit area. It is very noticeable in bathing suits and sleeveless dresses.

We need to re-take that picture. This time put your hand on your hip so we don't see your PIT POOCH.

Pit Pooch by RGP_SBL April 5, 2011