The ancient Mach-1 Skytrains in Vancouver. The
front and back of each car have a small door, and when looking at that in
combination of the shape of the train around that door, it looks just like an outhouse. Not only that, it has been known in the past and still occurs
occasionally, to function as one, where people will use the space of where the fold down seats are just behind the small door, to take a poo poo!
These old poop poo trains are also known as boobie trains, crying trains, chicken slaughter trains.
1. Oh no, I just got poop-sandwiched by the poop poo train, had I been a little earlier or later to arrive at the station I would have boarded a Mach2 or Mach3 train!
2. If you see a pair of jeans, clothing, or bag left behind at the "outhouse area" of the poop poo train, do not touch it! It is likely to be covering up someone's turd!
3. Guess
the people who designed
the train wasn't paying
attention to prevent it from becoming a poop poo train!!!