When you get chocolate ice cream and it looks like when you shit and there’s corn in it but u get 10 scoops of it because it’s the trend
*walks in a ice cream restaurant*
I’ll take the finest scoop out ya poop shoot
by Bihassniha124 November 9, 2019
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When someone (usually male) takes a big dump in a toilet, then proceeds to shoot at the piece of poop with a strong stream of pee. Typically, the goal is to break the poop into two pieces. This can most easily be accomplished if the poop is in log form.
Jason (on the phone): "Hey I gotta hang up. I need to go in the bathroom for a round of poop and shoot."
by WantsToEatOutSaraChong June 29, 2014
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The process of violently and eruptively forcing poop out of your butthole.
Kassandra: Hey Ray! You comin' to the rave with us?
Ray: Yea, but first let me shoot some poops.
Kassandra: Okie dokie!
Kenna: Where's Ray?
Kassandra: Oh. He's shooting poops.
Kenna: Cool.
by Bella-Chan<3 January 21, 2009
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The act of putting 2 Pringles in your mouth to create a duck bill. You then have someone else poop into the open mouth of the Pringles creating a shitty Pringle sandwich which is then consumed by both parties involved.
Peter gently placed the Pringles in his mouth as to not crack them and began to flap his arms and quack like a duck. Demetri then instructed him to lay down and began to defecate in the open end of the Pringles performing the Pringle Poop Shoot, creating a corn filled chocolate Pringle sandwich which they both sat down and eat together staring deeply into each others eyes.
by dlovesd February 19, 2020
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When you poop in your hand, and whip it across an open field, and shoot it with a 12 gauge shotgun.
by shitbirdie November 4, 2011
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(Military Slang) when a male utilizes a portable latrine to defecate and masturbate to ejaculation.
Platoon daddy: “hey fuckface, where is SSG Jody?”
Sgt o’cheese: “I heard him say that he was going to the port-a-shitter to have a poop and shoot. Private Cuck’s wife sent him nudes.”
by NCOIC September 15, 2020
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