4 definitions by WantsToEatOutSaraChong
Something so brutally offensive that, when uttered, the asses of everyone within a 10-foot radius shall implode.
Jason: What a cunt weasel.
Mike: Dude! My ass... it imploded!
Jason: My bad, bro. How assfensive of me!
Mike: Dude! My ass... it imploded!
Jason: My bad, bro. How assfensive of me!
by WantsToEatOutSaraChong March 29, 2017
When someone (usually male) takes a big dump in a toilet, then proceeds to shoot at the piece of poop with a strong stream of pee. Typically, the goal is to break the poop into two pieces. This can most easily be accomplished if the poop is in log form.
Jason (on the phone): "Hey I gotta hang up. I need to go in the bathroom for a round of poop and shoot."
by WantsToEatOutSaraChong June 29, 2014
by WantsToEatOutSaraChong March 29, 2017
Used by anyone who speaks like they have less than a 2nd grade education (ghetto trash) to say "going to." You use "finna" in place of "going to" if you are: ghetto trash, lazy, a hood rat, a dumbass, or (most commonly) all four. "Finna" has been adopted into the language of ebonics.
Ghetto bitch: "I'm finna come over there and whoop yo ass!"
Me: "Is that supposed to be threatening? Please speak English and then maybe I'll be scared, you uneducated fuck."
Me: "Is that supposed to be threatening? Please speak English and then maybe I'll be scared, you uneducated fuck."
by WantsToEatOutSaraChong October 6, 2017