poop dick

A man who attempts to penetrate a young lady in her posterior erogenous cavity, but encounters feces.

Dude I was totally hittin that shit, but I got poop dick. Oh well.

by Urban Dictionary April 14, 2004

The phrase "poop dick" is used to describe the state of a penis after having sexual intercourse through the rectum.

I wouldn't mind having anal sex, but I'm no big fan of the poop dick.

by A. King. January 17, 2005

when you have shit smeared all over ur cock after a long session of hott butt-sex.

1. your mom gave me the worst poop dick i have ever had.
2. awwwww fuck, i got poop dick because of your dad.
3. that hobo gave me mad ass poop dick.

by richard gailey November 19, 2005

A large penile shaft submerged in the anal crevise, wich then leads to fecal matter on the presently erectile man beef.

Poop Dick

Bitch didn't wipe good, gave me poop dick!

by Paddy O' August 4, 2008

A male penis submerged in shit after having anal intercourse.

Jonas got a poop dick after having buttsex with Rachel.

by Iadan and Ecilec February 3, 2009

smelly material covering a mans wee wee after he inserts it into the butt hole of a human/ armadillo

Lindsey Pusslander enjoys sucking the poop dick of cubans after they have run an anal train on her.

by jizzem April 30, 2006