When your penis goes soft during anal sex.
That whiskey totally gave me poop noodle last night.
by atdog11 June 9, 2014
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The end result of plowing your girlfirend in the ass, then pulling it out and having vaginal intercourse with her, then pulling it out and sticking it back in her ass and so on. Causing layers of poop, vaginal juice, poop, blood, etc in alternating layers just like a parfait.
Andy: "I'm gonna go grab an ice cream cone, do you want one?"

Jeffie: "No thanks, I got a poop noodle parfait from your wife last night."
by Eyepoo Ucantu January 11, 2011
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A variation of the Poop Noodle, named after the city of West Allis in Wisconsin. It is when you have anal sex with someone, getting poop shoved up you’re urethra, and then they give you head, actively sucking the poop out.
Bro after me and Amy fucked last night, I got that ‘Stallis Poop Noodle
by mobypenis March 17, 2022
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A type of bowel movement in which the "bio-product" consists ONLY of chicken, noodles, and other ingredients of chicken noodle soup passed through the stool due to chicken noodle soup being the only meal-type consumed for the same number of days that it takes for the host's body to digest the first consumed bowl of chicken noodle soup.

This could be the case as a result of a bad cold or the flu leading to the consumption of only chicken noodle soup in hopes of miraculous relief.
H1N1 wasn't THAT bad...except for the chicken noodle poop...
by PlayOnPlaya October 19, 2009
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The act of relieving chicky noodle soup from your chicky noodle shoot.
Example: All that remained of Veronica's four-course meal was Darren's chicken noodle poop and his chicken noodle squeal.
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After anal the male peer shits out of his dick.
OMG! You just made me poop noodle!
by #FORDSMACK May 11, 2015
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