by killjoy78 August 8, 2020
The act of taking a shit while masturbating until you cum then trying to catch it in your mouth as it shoots up.
by Turk and JD February 27, 2009
by StankyCrotchahole March 6, 2010
When someone (usually male) takes a big dump in a toilet, then proceeds to shoot at the piece of poop with a strong stream of pee. Typically, the goal is to break the poop into two pieces. This can most easily be accomplished if the poop is in log form.
Jason (on the phone): "Hey I gotta hang up. I need to go in the bathroom for a round of poop and shoot."
by WantsToEatOutSaraChong June 29, 2014
Hello, friend. If you've arrived at this definition, then you don't know how to spell poop chute. That's okay; it's a common error. People often become confused because shoot and chute are homophones. In addition, the idea of one's butt as "poop shoot" does make sense on some level if one imagines the asshole as a sort of gun that shoots poop as a projectile. This sort of thinking, however, is misguided. In actual fact, the imagery from which this slang term is derived envisions one's butthole as a chute from which poop is discarded.
by TobyTheRobot June 13, 2007
The art of climbing onto a domestic roof and defecating into the chimney making sure that every drop goes into the fireplace or stuck in the flu. Made famous by yours truly.
After the neighbors kid kicked my dog I climbed their roof and performed a Poop Shoot. That was 2 weeks ago, they're probably still trying to figure out the smell in their living room.
by Sgt. Shadows January 22, 2009
by Poopsie Smidgaphorius March 8, 2005