pompitous 

word invented and made famous by Steve Miller in song "The Joker" also misnomered as "Space Cowboy" that means - splendor, magnificence, suave pageantry

1. Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love

2. After years of lacking belief and complaining by the fair cubana, Jim and Dulce shared the pompitous of love and life when they finally got together on the wild west edge.

pompitous by jim christ October 6, 2008

poonitis 

1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.

1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."

poonitis by Yoge and Spanky February 21, 2008

Stinkus Poonitus 

Very generic way to describe a woman's vaginal odor. Usually the scent vaguely associated with that of a dead fish.

I wasn't putting my mouth anywhere near that bitch she had a bad case of Stinkus Poonitus!

Stinkus Poonitus by RonCoyote July 28, 2011

pompitous 

It is that of love of which if you speak, some people will call you Maurice.

Used by Steve Miller and his band in the song "Enter Maurice," but most famously in the song "The Joker."

Some people call me the space cowboy, yeah
Some call me the gangster of love
Some people call me Maurice
Cause I speak of the pompitous of love.

pompitous by YBB April 24, 2004

poontos 

Refreshing fanny mint

Hay baby, u got a breath mint?

poontos by DaNmAn October 17, 2003

Pooritos 

Pooritos are what one would call Doritos after someone takes a slam and begins eating them without washing their hands first.

"Shaun, did you wash your hand before eating those?"

"No....do you want some?"

"No way, man. They're pooritos, now!"

Pooritos by Penn ZeTeller December 31, 2011

pontious 

a code word meaning homosexual or eye rapist.

yo... your mad pontious.
dont be such a pontious.

pontious by loddiemayforsheesie May 28, 2010