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Pooritos are what one would call Doritos after someone takes a slam and begins eating them without washing their hands first.
"Shaun, did you wash your hand before eating those?"

"No....do you want some?"

"No way, man. They're pooritos, now!"
by Penn ZeTeller December 29, 2011
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