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I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants 

When you spill your breakfast on your dick
Than- I just poured HOT GRITS down my pants
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PornedOut 

Pornedout is the act of watching too much porn and then becoming disinterested for several days until once again, the fever returns.
Lisa: Last night I went for a clip and realized I was pornedout. I'm just not feeling it. I will try again in a few days.
PornedOut by Natasha Love September 12, 2013

poned in the zoink 

When someone acts too smart and then gets burned subsequently
My girlfriend tried to prank me by scaring me, but I knew that she was going to so I crept up on her and scared her instead. She got poned in the zoink.

Koi-Ponded 

Being the butt of a joke that has gone too far.
Mike got koi-ponded in season six of the office.
Koi-Ponded by lighteninkmkqeen November 1, 2018

i poured the juice

the act of peeing out liquids of the body.
i poured the juice after all that lemonade i drank.

Koi Ponded 

The act of falling into a Koi Ponded irresponsibly placed in the middle of a buildings lobby
Michael Scott was koi ponded on his way into the cold call meeting with Jim
Koi Ponded by Bubbers69 October 30, 2009