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(adj.) Describing the state of someone's work computer after co-workers prank it if it's left unlocked. Often the desktop wallpaper, Windows event sounds, IM away messages, email signatures, etc. are changed to a My Little Pony theme.
"Aw man, I left my computer unlocked and it now it's ponied. Now I gotta spend 30 minutes getting it back the way it was."
ponied by m1L33tL3PWny November 10, 2006
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To pony is to settle an argument or conflict in a way that no one can argue further or continue.
Keep running your month and you will get ponied.
Ponied by Acidtopic September 20, 2017
owned but worse. originated when I made it up while talking with friends in early 2004 while discussing the hilarity of people typing pwned instead of owned. i made the jump and pronounced it with a "p" and it evolved into ponied. which was fitting since we know a guy that goes by pony, and he thinks he owns everyone. again, i want to reinstate that i made this up, not this other n00b prof. walrus.
trapspeed.com ponies all other sites!
ponied by appleburger April 28, 2005
super-pwned; extra-owned; owned to the extreme
I ponied that kid at CS.
ponied by Prof. Walrus November 15, 2004
To be sucked into defending someone's base because they fell asleep unshielded mid raid and began to be raided themselves.
JT pony Dr.Zarkhov and i were raiding XCOM the other night fighting xcom for their friends goods when pony fell asleep unshielded MID RAID! Had to defend him for 2.5 hours. We got ponied.
Ponied by MoðiÞorson October 3, 2023

Pink Ponied 

to be "pink ponied" means to lose a broomball game to the Pink Pony Club
Those teams in the Challenge Cup of the 2022 World Broomball tournament really got "pink ponied" by Hagans Hippos.
Pink Ponied by pinkpony22 May 3, 2023