shy pokies

Shy pokies refers to inverted nipples.

Brenda didn't wear a bra today. We saw that she had shy pokies.

shy pokies by Cranberry Bob November 30, 2019

Pookies and Ray-Rays 

Definition - Pookies and Ray-Rays are stereotypical ghetto-dwelling men. They lack ambition; they usually don't have a job or decent income. They probably have felony records for stupid crimes (domestic abuse, petty theft, selling weed, robbery, assault), drug addiction, and multiple children by several women. They have few employment prospects due to their inability to take control of their lives, mainly because they're poorly educated. They lack personal accountability for their problems and cannot respond to difficult circumstances. They are shamelessly low-class.

Who coined the phrase? Popular YouTube and podcast host Oshay Duke Jackson coined the term around 2018 as a funny way to describe low-life black men.

Origin - The term derives from the nicknames of famous movie characters of the same names; "Pookie," the comical crackhead from New Jack City (Chris Rock), and "Ray-Ray," the two-timing crook from South Central (Byron Minns). However, these nicknames were common in many black ghettos in the 70s, 80s, and 90s.

"She spent her best year weaving and gelling. Now, she has multiple children by different Pookies and Ray-Rays, but wonders why no good man wants to marry her."

Pookies and Ray-Rays by thetillmansneakerreview December 13, 2022

owns ponies 

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".

"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"

owns ponies by Sexjelly October 28, 2007

Magical Ponies

Magical Ponies are as the name implies, ponies of a magical variety.

They are invisible to all but a gifted few, however as they largely feed on fat kids, you can occasionally see the shimmering outline of a Magical Pony in the crumb haze that follows.

Person 1: Hey look at that fat kid run!
Person 2: Woah man, look into that crumb haze! There must be at least three Magical Ponies right on his tail!

Magical Ponies by Captain Shenanigans March 8, 2010

calm your ponies 

A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".

A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are

a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster

"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"

"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."

calm your ponies by fafoyojo March 13, 2010

pokies 

Female nipples being clearly and prominently visible through clothing. It is a common fetish of sports photographers, and men, who will often go as far as to offer to rub dry ice onto the chests of female tennis players, between sets.

NUDITY REPORT: Brunkhorst shows buns in a lengthy undressing scene. She also has a see-through after she vomits wine all over herself and has some pokies.

pokies by jojodict December 28, 2005

telling porkies

Slang for telling lies.
Usually used by southerners, taxi drivers, adult film stars, or a combination of all 3.

Sandra: I haven't got enough money to pay for this taxi.

Josh: You're telling porkies you are!

telling porkies by Theresjuiceleakinginmypocket December 13, 2015