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An erection that results from having to urinate very badly.
Noah was too shy to use the bathroom at the night club and he wound up getting a poner on the dance floor.
by Chonky June 03, 2007
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This picture of Rainbow Dash licking Twilight Sparkle just gave me a poner.
by Colgatepony August 31, 2011
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A pant boner. The crotch area of any pants or shorts where the zipper rises up, hence making it seem like the person has a boner.
"Dude do you have a boner?"

"No man, it's a poner."
by bakenshake May 01, 2010
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Erin: That guys so hot
Olivia: He just gave me a PONER
Harley: Major poner
by Jesus Christ SAN December 04, 2009
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What you call it when you pwn someone or something so hardcore in a game that it gives you an erection.
Dude, did you see that!? I totally just got two headshots with one sniper round! Oh man, I think I'm getting a poner.
by HoboAC February 08, 2008
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An erection that is obtained throughout the course of watching an episode of My Little Pony
* fap fap fap
Guy 1: What the hell is that?
Guy 2: (listens) oh thats just Darren.
Guy 1: Dude! is he jackin it?
Guy 2: Yep I hear Rainbow Dash talking. Don't worry he just has a Poner
Guy 1: Oh ok
by jrfredrick May 21, 2013
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when you get a boner for no reason other than you have to pee or have been holding pee for a while
i was in the car so long i got a poner
by pbsbrockton September 03, 2011
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