6 definitions by HoboAC
When your seatbelt suddenly refuses to let out slack, inexplicably thinking that you're crashing. This only gets worse as you try to give it some slack to make it unbind, but only end up squeezing yourself in tighter. Eventually, the victim will either unbuckle or suffocate.
John tried to escape by sucking in and letting out some slack, but it was too late; he was in seatbelt bondage.
by HoboAC March 30, 2008
What you call it when you pwn someone or something so hardcore in a game that it gives you an erection.
Dude, did you see that!? I totally just got two headshots with one sniper round! Oh man, I think I'm getting a poner.
by HoboAC February 9, 2008
The sound heard by the unfortunate individual trapped in some sort of large gathering of sick people. Often happens in religious services, schools, and on public transportation.
The cacoughony at the library made it impossible for Kate to study, and she was forced to go home to avoid catching the flu.
by HoboAC February 14, 2009
Crazy, but not in an inherently bad way; a bit loopy or trippy. People who are hearing xylophones can be a lot of fun to hang out with.
No guys, I'm serious! I swear to god there was a blue light on the wall over there just a second ago.
Man, you're hearing xylophones.
Man, you're hearing xylophones.
by HoboAC November 13, 2007
by HoboAC February 27, 2008