Hey that stinky mexican blanket has a hole in it. Therefore, it must be a poncho, and you must be a douche.
by Bill Lambier August 20, 2007
A noob-ish Battlefield Vietnam player with delusions of granduer. A self congradulatory pip-squeak who perceives himself as knowing all but in fact knows very little. "Poncho" is derived from ancient Aztec and literally translates to: Dickhead with bigmouth. This term is usually used in a derogitory sense when refering to someone of little worth.
by Australian BFV Community March 10, 2005
A man who looks Mexican but aint. He also has a big head and a sister who wont shut up . lives in the ghetto and thinks he is tough
by Cindie lou May 5, 2019
Inserting a used/filled condom into the bottom of a girl's purse. If everything goes right, she won't discover it for a few days, hence the "Moldy Poncho'.
by PDX Bag Hunter March 25, 2010
When you eat a shit ton of mexican food and/or nachos, then fuck your partner rapidly, missionary style. Throw up that shit. All over their chest. Garnish with sour cream.
Like taco bell. Like a sloppy poncho.
by Radkid213 July 21, 2013
An animalistic like creature wearing a red poncho, that comes out in the middle of the night, and pees on sleeping people. (Also known as Gimme)
This morning I woke up and thought I wet the bed, but I realized that I just got visited by that damn Poncho Goblin.
by Britmanda April 10, 2010
That moment when wiping your arse, your finger tears the paper and your digit is left wearing a brown poncho.
by suddensaxon September 10, 2013