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Its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho.
Person A: Oh man I'm so depressed, arent you sad for me?
Person B: Sorry, its just im wearing this poncho, and its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho!.
by Smoz Daddy August 22, 2006
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A Latin American style of shawl, traditionally woven from wool, but now can be made from any material. It's basically a piece of cloth wrapped around the shoulders and hanging down to your waist, and it has a hole for the head in the middle. It was extremely popular in the 1970s. Supposedly, trendy grade school kids are wearing them now, but I'm in college and I wouldn't know about that.
I just bought a black fishnet poncho with sequins, which will form an integral part of my new "1970s punk/porn" style.
by marla x0 July 28, 2004
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The skin that surrounds a man's testicles
1. "My poncho is soft like a flour tortilla."
2. "Good thing I had a poncho around my boys or they would have fallen out."
by Smackdown Lane July 29, 2006
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Poncho: adj.n.
A person who is a skank or other bad words. Used to replace foul language.
Look at that flippin Poncho over there! Always all over everybody.
by haleypaige45 November 11, 2009
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Hey that stinky mexican blanket has a hole in it. Therefore, it must be a poncho, and you must be a douche.
by Bill Lambier August 19, 2007
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When you are having sex and you put your cock and balls completely inside the girls vagina like a poncho protecting you from the rain.
Me:"Last night I was fucking this girl and I tried to give her the Poncho!"
You:"What the fuck is a Poncho?!"
Me:"You know! When you put your cock n' balls all up in her junk ."
You:"Ohhh, gotcha... you're fucking sick..."
by Schoolboy80 October 26, 2011
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A nice way of saying slut, or someone who is fairly easy to get together with.
Whoa, AJ, do you think that girl is a poncho?
by xxy March 30, 2006
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