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Italian city around the bay of Naples that got totally pwn3d by mount vesuvius around 72AD. Neighbouring herculaneum and soem other place got destroyed too. The volcano erupts every two millenia, which means that it'll destroy the three million residents of pompeii and surrounding areas this century. Somehow, I get the feeling nobody cares.
pompeii pwnz0r'D!
pompeii by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004
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when a black man with extremely dry skin is having his sphincer licked when suddenly he expels thunderous flatulence that vibrates with such intensity that a cluster of ashy skin plows into the face of the partner enshrouding her in noxious gas and seemingly pyroclastic flow
I was eatin' his ass and and that motherfucker pompeiied my grill!
pompeii by grokyourballz July 13, 2009
When a number of men, at least over 10, stand around a girl and simultaneously cum on her. Normally accompanied with the shouting of "Boom!"
"Dude don't talk to her,I heard she was part of one crazy Pompeii last week."
Pompeii by MattyMurr March 3, 2008
1, a town that got covered in ash and everyone died. 2, a really stupid song by the band Bastille.
person 1 "in history class we're learning about Pompeii"
Person 2: "no way! Isnt that a song by Bastille?"
Pompeii by Defffinitionnqueeen November 23, 2014
pompeii by mikev May 30, 2006
A team-oriented sex act where five or more male participants find a willing subject (female or male) who also owns one or more cats.

The five or more males ejaculate profusely on the subject from head to toe and, when finished, one of the participants (traditionally the first to finish) finds the catbox and dumps the contents of said catbox all over the body of the subject previously covered with loads of jizz.

The contents of the catbox (ideally clumping / scoopable cat litter) adheres to and quickly hardens on the spooge-covered body of the subject, freezing her (or him) into a statue similar to the victims of the 79 AD eruption of the Mount Vesuvius volcano in the city of Pompeii near the Bay of Naples in Italy.
Four of my buddies and I totally Pompeii-ed that chick. She looked like a sculpture when we were done.
Pompeii by schweddy balls February 9, 2017
farting after having anal sex and the seaman erupts out of the butt hole
spencer pompeii'd all over Reed's face
pompeii by Chad wensworth November 6, 2015