person 1 "in history class we're learning about Pompeii"
Person 2: "no way! Isnt that a song by Bastille?"
Person 2: "no way! Isnt that a song by Bastille?"
by Defffinitionnqueeen November 23, 2014
When you blow your load into her mouth so hard she takes a mental trip to the eruption of Mount Vesuvius over Pompeii.
by Jbean123456 March 11, 2020
A team-oriented sex act where five or more male participants find a willing subject (female or male) who also owns one or more cats.
The five or more males ejaculate profusely on the subject from head to toe and, when finished, one of the participants (traditionally the first to finish) finds the catbox and dumps the contents of said catbox all over the body of the subject previously covered with loads of jizz.
The contents of the catbox (ideally clumping / scoopable cat litter) adheres to and quickly hardens on the spooge-covered body of the subject, freezing her (or him) into a statue similar to the victims of the 79 AD eruption of the Mount Vesuvius volcano in the city of Pompeii near the Bay of Naples in Italy.
The five or more males ejaculate profusely on the subject from head to toe and, when finished, one of the participants (traditionally the first to finish) finds the catbox and dumps the contents of said catbox all over the body of the subject previously covered with loads of jizz.
The contents of the catbox (ideally clumping / scoopable cat litter) adheres to and quickly hardens on the spooge-covered body of the subject, freezing her (or him) into a statue similar to the victims of the 79 AD eruption of the Mount Vesuvius volcano in the city of Pompeii near the Bay of Naples in Italy.
Four of my buddies and I totally Pompeii-ed that chick. She looked like a sculpture when we were done.
by schweddy balls February 9, 2017
1. A shit so powerful in magnitude that it absolutely incinerates your butthole. It burns so much that a loud and often thunderous roar will come from you as it's happening, much like Pompeii.
2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.
2. A shit so powerful in magnitude that every living being within a mile of your toilet will feel/smell it. Screaming and cries for help will ensure, and prayers to God will be made because of that shit.
rumbling in the distance
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."
Dave: "The hell was that?"
smells the air
John: "No... It can't be..."
Dave: "What's happening?!"
John: "The Pompeii Poop... we're all goners..."
by GiganticFatCat October 21, 2019
the act of removing pubic hair from the vaginal/scrotum area with your mouth and letting the blood plasma run along your chin
Tom: So what did you two do last night?
Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.
Tom: You are a sick freak.
Sean: I gave her a bearded pompeii.
Tom: You are a sick freak.
by brodudecm March 2, 2009
The act of "blasting a dookie" on your partner's chest, right between the two knockers, untill it begins to run down to her neather-region rezembling the flow of lava down a mountain.
by Hough G. Rection & GG Nipples January 16, 2009
An agregiously shameful sex act involving a very drunk, whorish girlfriend, a tube of Mentos and a diet coke. The girlfriend is positioned face down on the bed (or may be already passed out this way) and several of the Mentos are manipulated into her ass, accompanied by a string of low, drunken moans. The man positions himself carefully and loudly declares "I am the God Vesuvius" as he pours diet coke into her anus and rams it home with his pecker. The resulting epic eruption brings about destruction of undeniable historical significance.
"What the hell is wrong with Matt? Ian told me that he gave that carnie girl the pompeii pickle the other night on his couch. The whole apartment smells like shit and cabbage."
by TheLargeBreast February 21, 2014