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Polonium Cocktail

1. A mixed drink. It can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. The only salient ingredient is Polonium 210 (Po-210). Po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. A milligram of Po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of Radium-226. As such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. Hence a Polonium Cocktail is NOT something you want to order from your bartender.

Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.
If you criticize Vladimir Putin, he'll send you a Polonium Cocktail. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko. Wait, you can't, because he's dead.
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Polignorant correctness 

1. Espousing, supporting, defending, or professing as good any matter of action ideology religion or belief which you know nothing about in order to appear intelligent, informed, humane, noble, or prestigious.

2. The action of righteously stating one’s position on a matter without sufficient research or knowledge to be responsibly making such statements.

3. The habit of irresponsibly making claims on a debatable issue without the work of educating oneself beforehand; the goal is to look good in the eyes of others.

4. Dishonestly speaking as if knowledgeable about an issue with a firm public statement of opinion. It has the effect of disserving the public discourse on an issue by disregarding verifiable facts.

5. Posing as informed on a topic in order to get others to admire you.

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Polignorant correctness scenarios:
Stating at a dinner party, "Global warming is a myth!" without checking the science behind the claims of the scientists. The speaker gives the impression that they have a wealth of knowledge on the subject.

Commentator on a news channel saying, "Islam is a peaceful religion" without researching the scriptural basis for the Islamic terrorist actions that just occurred. The commentator gets to appear understanding and humane without any research required.

Professing "All cultures and societies are equal in merit and achievment" as if one had extensively studied and found that to be the case. The speaker looks understanding and vastly educated.
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a dope ass rapper from chicago. all he do is put his heart and soul into the mic when he make songs and actually makes his lyrics mean sum unlike a lotta rappers his age. he got 2 albums, "die a legend" and "the goat" and they both dope asf
guy 1: ay u hear polo g's new album
guy 2: hell yea he the goat
guy 3: that nigga deserve a grammy on god
guy 4: stfu yall gunna just dropped a new album
everyone: nobody care lame ass nigga
Polo G by 4kt_tez May 29, 2020
Portmanteau of 'pussy' and 'loogie'. Consists of a frothy dollop of semen that the woman pushes out post sex.
"Enough cuddling. I've been holding your cum in for five minutes, I need to go ploog."
Ploog by MooHen July 25, 2020

Polegasm 

The orgasm type feeling you get when climbing a rope or pole. Usually occurs after climbing for a minute or two. Feels very good and is better when watching porn while climbing. Can be done by men or woman and is very very addicting. It is not only done by strippers and can be done at home on doors and other tall objects that can be easily climbed.
"I love polegasming, it's so much better than masturbating."
Polegasm by pump chicken December 11, 2016
A mindset of typically the older generation that could almost be seen as cult-like.

People who stand by Polomnism believe that there should be an all-seeing eye which will make sure that the word is ran in the most optimal way possible, and anything going off that course would be instantly destroyed by the all-seeing eye.

The all-seeing eye would also have a system where the system would calculate what field a person would add the most to so that no human resources are wasted on people trying to accomplish something they can't or not reaching their full potential because of some kid who is only in the position that they are because of people who they know.
Polom: If someone does something bad they should be shamed for it and punished by The all-seeing eye so that humanity can cure world hunger and bring peace to our planet.

Tanner: That's some pretty PogO Polomnism take there Polom.
Polomnism by YouLookedPogO July 3, 2021
A word commonly used as an alternative for "greasy ass fool." The main target of the word is someone with lackluster hygiene. The average Plog looks like their hair has not been washed in upwards of a week. Common practices of a Plog include but are not limited to: 1) Not cleaning under their nails. 2) Wiping back-to-front. 3) Swimming in lakes.
Background of the word is that it started in Northern Virginia. It was later brough to The Pennsylvania State University, where it is heard on a daily basis today.
Carter: Yo u see Dan over there? Dude looks sebaceous as hell, he's radiating some major Plog energy.
Gunsmoke: For real, I saw homie running to go swim in a lake the other day too. He looked like Sonic the Hedge-Plog.
Plog by TheGunsmoke April 26, 2022