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Polegasm 

The orgasm type feeling you get when climbing a rope or pole. Usually occurs after climbing for a minute or two. Feels very good and is better when watching porn while climbing. Can be done by men or woman and is very very addicting. It is not only done by strippers and can be done at home on doors and other tall objects that can be easily climbed.
"I love polegasming, it's so much better than masturbating."
Polegasm by pump chicken December 11, 2016
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Polegasm 

The intense orgasm some people, male or female, experience when climbing a rope or pole.
I had a polegasm in PE
Polegasm by Dr P J Fingerwell April 21, 2010
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Polegasm 

The feeling one pole dance/fitness enthusiast gets when she/he sees the perfect opportunity to publicly pole (street sign, tree, scaffolding, etc.).
Oh my goodness! Do you see that street sign? I'm going to have to do a trick before I have a polegasm!
Polegasm by MzChristalG September 22, 2011
A state of bliss brought on by owning and/or desiring ownership of Pokemon products.
You just got Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys AND Pokemon: Jirachi Wishmaker, I'm totally having a pokegasm!
pokegasm by M. Kittens May 10, 2005
1.(noun) Uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss(equivalent) due to something pokémon related.
2.(verb) To experience uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss equivalent due to something pokémon related.
Examples :

Friend: Look what I ordered for you from teh interwebs! It's a custom made mew charm necklace!
A Self Proclaimed "Shegufta": THAT'S MAH FAVORITE POKÉMON! IT'S SO CUTE! OMG OMG OMG. IT'S SO AMAZING THAT I HAD A POKÉGASM

Dude 1:DUDE I JUST CAUGHT MISSING No.! That's so cool that I'm pokégasming!
Dude 2: um... Missing No. corrupts your cartridge and messes with your memory.
Dude 1: I think my pokégasm is over...

1st Gen Lover 1: I've heard rumors they're starting a new pokémon season... using only first generation pokémon.
1st Gen Lover 2: REALLY?!? I Think I just had a pokégasm.
*they check online*
Both of them : WTF! It's a fan series and it's original characters, not Ash Ketchum. pffffft. Epic Fail.
Pokégasm by ProfessorSheggykins October 4, 2009
When you pop a juicy pimple that was so large your pore orgasms onto the mirror in front of your face.
This pimple was so large, when I popped it my face literally had a poregasm.
Poregasm by caKe_no November 23, 2010

polygasm 

A term used to describe the amazingly orgasmic ability to experience several orgasms in one session
'what my lucky bastard of a friend kier can do given the proper inspiration... polygasm... I HATE YOU KIER! WITH ENVIOUS RAGE!
polygasm by Wrath of Kleptos January 13, 2009