Gabber Polka

The hybrid bastard of Gabber and Polka music, combining 19th century duple time Bohemian dance tunes with modern, heart-stopping 808 beats exceeding speeds of 300 BPM, making the hop-step-close-step Polka dance virtually impossible except when under the influence of methamphetamine cocktails.
Gabber Polka was conceived in 2003 by DJ Leo Ascarrunz of Bolivia and San Francisco writer/author laureate Tom Carter while programming streaming music for their web site.

Only three Gabber Polka songs are known to exist: one of traditional Gabber Polka named ‘Liechtensteiner Nightmare,’ another of the more expressive Progressive Gabber Polka called ‘Crank & Beer,’ and the third of the underground Deep Progressive Gabber Polka named ‘Murder, Poland Style.’

by MPB October 10, 2003

Polka Dot

Those dots you see all over swing skirts. they must be evenly placed and evenly sized.

I found a paint chip the other day, and one of the colours was called Polka Dot. it was a light pink colour. You can call me Polka.

by Polka Atticus F!nch. June 21, 2005

Polka dotting

The act of spreading your butt cheeks and kissing things with your polka dot (butthole)

Have you hear Miley Cyrus’ song hoedown throw down when she sings about polka dotting?

by Oskarhendrix January 23, 2021

Hungarian Polka

When you are having intercourse doggie style at a tempo of over 200 bpms, and your penis loses control and penetrates the anus and vagina furiously. One experienced in act of the Hungarian Polka can alternate between the two orifices one thrust at a time, without looking.

"While having sex with my wife last night, I was jamming some death metal on my ipod and start doing the Hungarian Polka. However, I accidentally got poo in my wife's vagina and she got vaginitis."

by Glimpze740 July 11, 2008

polka penis

A penis with dots.

His penis was dotted hence polka penis.

by Mr. polka penis December 10, 2015

The Langerhans Polka

The movement and actions of an individual with polyuria in a crowd, who must leave to urinate. This frequently involves dodging, darting, and abrupt movements towards the bathroom. "Langerhans" is from the Isle of Langerhans, an organ in the body afflicted by diabetics, who, by virtue of their affliction, urinate frequently, but the definition is not restricted to diabetics.

"After that seventh beer, John was doing the Langerhans Polka the rest of the night."

by Freezy Fruster May 4, 2009

Procrastination Polka

The act of dancing with the intent of writing.

"Laura is doing the Procrastination Polka because she hates her GSW teacher."

by Outrageousss October 24, 2011