pole test Share definition Flag For a man to be picked up by a group of guys, usually enemies, and have his nuts crushed against some type of pole, causing him much pain and discomfort. After pissing off the gang members, Johnny was pole tested against a street lamp. pole test by Rodfather June 14, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the pole test mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch