Poképhillia is being sexually attracted to Pokémon. Anyone of any age, gender, or sexual orientation can be a Poképhile. Some Poképhiles are only attracted to the more humanoid Pokémon (such as Gardevoir and Lopunny), but many others can be attracted to many other kinds of Pokémon, depending on the person.
Common Pokémon in Poképhillia: Gardevoir, Lucario, Lopunny, Luxray, Dragon-types, Eeveelutions, Pikachu
Pokephilia is considered as a physical ilness which occurs by giving references to pokemons in a specific, addictive way. It may lead to serious changes in the neurotic system and how we percieve the real world.
Annubis_ said he saw a guy that looked like Ash when he summons Pikachu. - this is a real pokephilia example.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'