pojank

messed up; not right

My computer is being pojanked; it is not letting me on the internet.

pojank by Chad Higginbotham February 22, 2004

poankacked 

Jesses retarded spelling. Or a word meening to poan kack someone, or to pwn and pancake someone. It also meens ugly and can be used as a racist comment to vinal players because there bad at football-OSW

Karim: Jesse you just poankacked that kid!- Jesse: I know he was some ugly kid from vinal

poankacked by Peaches1 October 20, 2010

Pojango 

Created by a man called Bagimodo of the shire (Warwickshire) to initially describe the internet.

"I don't know where to buy my computer from"

"Have a look on the Pojangonet"

It is now widley used by those who know it, but for many other purposes.

As a sign of frustration

"OH Pojango"

Often if someone can't think of a word they will use Pojango in it's place

"You know that thing, the erm....erm....Pojango"

If something is high or drunk

"That guy is Pojangoed"
"that guy is out of his Pojango"

I'm sure this word will ecumulate more and more definitions by the day which is why it makes a truly, truley Pojango of a word!!

Pojango by Stuart February 4, 2005

polanka 

a huge field where people(mostly polish kids) go to get whiteboy wasted in new britain, ct

lets get fucked up at polanka!

polanka by Sebby Kozik October 6, 2012

podank 

genre of cool, urban hillbilly, ie gangstabilly music, aka hick hop.

also the best damn outlaw bluegrass band in the world.

Alternative Worship with PoDank!

podank by podankster April 18, 2004

podank 

derived from the words podunk and dank, podunk being low brow, likely uneducated, american white trash, and dank being high quality contraband. the combination describes the highest quality lowbrow rednecks available in the midwest.

larry the cable guy, john hartford

podank by sick April 18, 2004

Polanky

(adj)Generally means unbelievable or ridiculous. Depending on usage it can be either a positive or negative adjective.

Did you see that movie? It was frikkin' polanky!

I hate it when people are like that. Its so polanky.

Polanky by friggin polanky March 22, 2009