poindexter 

one who looks and acts like a nerd but does not posses the super-natural intelligence of a nerd.

"Stop playing Dungeons and Dragons, poindexter."

poindexter by Robbie August 28, 2004

poindexter 

A person who is a boring nerd, and lacks social skills.

Put the fuckin' book down, poindexter!

poindexter by Sweeyo October 11, 2016

poinsexter 

POINSEXTER- A geek who texts pictures of his/her privates.

A poindexter who indulges in sexting is a 'poinsexter'.

Hey, that guy with the thick glasses and sweater vest just put his phone down his pants.
Oh no-he is a poinsexter!

poinsexter by 2 old 4 this March 27, 2013

poindexter 

a bookish or studious person(usually a male)

That kid may look like a stereotypical poindexter, but his grades in science are rather low.

poindexter by Light Joker February 16, 2005

poindexter 

the professer from felix the cat but everyone uses his name for mockery of nerds and boffins

sSomeone who has nothing better to do than homework

poindexter by wesley March 27, 2004

Redneck Poinsettia 

A poor man's variation on a popular holiday champaign cocktail the Poinsettia, which normally consists of one half chamiaign, one half cranberry juice, and sometimes one shot triple sec in a stemmed red wine glass. For those attending college or wearing camouflage boxers to bed, create a Redneck Poinsettia by combining one half cranberry juice with one half beer (preferably Bud Light, Natty, Busch, or Pabst) in a beer mug, pint, stein, red party cup, boot, or slurpee cup with a few cubes of ice. The combination is surprisingly tasty.

College Student 1: Dude, I could really go for a Poinsettia with my cereal, but we're too poor for champaign.
College Student 2: There's some beer in the fridge from last night.
College Student 1: That works.

...and the redneck poinsettia was born.

Redneck Poinsettia by rbzelman August 28, 2009

Poinsettia and Lily 

People who only attend church on Christmas and Easter.

Jesus, why do all these Poinsettia and Lily Christians think they only have to show up twice a year?

Poinsettia and Lily by littlecoconuthead January 9, 2008