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Polegasm 

The orgasm type feeling you get when climbing a rope or pole. Usually occurs after climbing for a minute or two. Feels very good and is better when watching porn while climbing. Can be done by men or woman and is very very addicting. It is not only done by strippers and can be done at home on doors and other tall objects that can be easily climbed.
"I love polegasming, it's so much better than masturbating."
Polegasm by pump chicken December 11, 2016
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When a highly anticipated delivery of wine arrives at your home and you don't even wait for the delivery person to leave your property before you grab a corkscrew and open one to drink, sometimes inviting that delivery person a taste, to which they should obviously say no to, since they are driving a big truck.
I "Pobegad" a 2011 Dr. Crane last night. Excellent (but yes, it needs some time).
Pobegad by WineMan November 7, 2013
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Polegasm 

The intense orgasm some people, male or female, experience when climbing a rope or pole.
I had a polegasm in PE
Polegasm by Dr P J Fingerwell April 21, 2010
A state of bliss brought on by owning and/or desiring ownership of Pokemon products.
You just got Pokemon: Destiny Deoxys AND Pokemon: Jirachi Wishmaker, I'm totally having a pokegasm!
pokegasm by M. Kittens May 10, 2005
Posega also known as a males left tecticle. Often refered to as a "possy" or the "poss'".
"Woh! Your posega is huge." said the girl.
posega by Tomz6831 May 12, 2009
1.(noun) Uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss(equivalent) due to something pokémon related.
2.(verb) To experience uncontrollable joy,happiness,bliss equivalent due to something pokémon related.
Examples :

Friend: Look what I ordered for you from teh interwebs! It's a custom made mew charm necklace!
A Self Proclaimed "Shegufta": THAT'S MAH FAVORITE POKÉMON! IT'S SO CUTE! OMG OMG OMG. IT'S SO AMAZING THAT I HAD A POKÉGASM

Dude 1:DUDE I JUST CAUGHT MISSING No.! That's so cool that I'm pokégasming!
Dude 2: um... Missing No. corrupts your cartridge and messes with your memory.
Dude 1: I think my pokégasm is over...

1st Gen Lover 1: I've heard rumors they're starting a new pokémon season... using only first generation pokémon.
1st Gen Lover 2: REALLY?!? I Think I just had a pokégasm.
*they check online*
Both of them : WTF! It's a fan series and it's original characters, not Ash Ketchum. pffffft. Epic Fail.
Pokégasm by ProfessorSheggykins October 4, 2009
When you pop a juicy pimple that was so large your pore orgasms onto the mirror in front of your face.
This pimple was so large, when I popped it my face literally had a poregasm.
Poregasm by caKe_no November 23, 2010