Short for “plutocrat,” i.e. a person whose immense wealth provides them with outsized power within society, both through political and non-political avenues. “Plutes” has gained usage in recent years as the debate over the influence of billionaires has risen to the top of our political discussion, especially on Twitter. Anand Giridharadas, a prominent political commentator and author of the book “Winners Take All” recently used the phrase “Plutes gonna plute” in a livestream for the New York Times.
Michael Bloomberg said he bought Democrat victories in the 2018 election? Lol. Plutes gonna plute.
by pudd1e February 27, 2020
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The flesh that joins the shaft of the penis to teh testes.
Sean: I showered this morning and even at 3 o clock my plute was still wet!
by lummy April 17, 2007
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Plutes means obsolete or unimportant. Like the (former) planet pluto that, according to astronomists is not important enough to be a planet.

Plutes refers to something that, at one time, may have been considered significant but no longer is.

The words "plutes" is thought to have originated in Spokane, WA and quickly spread throughout the northwest and the rest of the United States. According to current statistics, plutes is not yet being used outside the US.
Kim Kardashian's idea of marriage is totes plutes.

Pleather pants, although cool in the early 2000's, are far too plutes to be worn today.
by Jmum November 14, 2011
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Food, or most commonly food that makes you gain weight. Short for Plutiebum
I ate so much plute yesterday, I think I'm becoming a plutiebum!
Who ate my Plute?
by Casey Daiz May 10, 2005
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A unheard of name that is sometimes mistaken for pluto, flute, suit when said out loud.
"Hey did you know that new restaurant is called Plute."

"Oh I thought its was pluto, my bad..."
by Nyahmofo April 29, 2010
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Xander Plute is a very nice guy who deserves more than what people give him. His YouTube channel is amazing.
Hey have you met Xander Plute?
Yeah I did he’s amazing !
by Repressed Emo April 9, 2019
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