cum plumber 

A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.

A salty, nasty, sloppy, tatted up, enormous titted, too hard-core, dominatrix bitch who jams huge, freaky, obscure pipes, funnels, hoses, and tubes in her ass and/or cunt in order to maximize her squirt and jizz intake.

Did you guys hear that Kris went to the Emergency Room with hemorrhoids? That's what that he gets for being a cum plumber and ramming shit up his ass.

cum plumber by Mad Mick! July 27, 2016

plumbus 

First they take the dinglebop, and they smooth it out with a bunch of schleem. The schleem is then repurposed for later batches. They take the dinglebop and push it through the krumbo, where the fleeb is rubbed against it. It's important that the fleeb is rubbed, because the fleeb has all of the fleeb juice. Then a schlomi shows up, and rubs it, and spits on it. They cut the fleeb. There are several hizzards in the way. The blamphs rub against the trumbles, and the plubus and grumbo are shaved away. That leaves you with a regular old plumbus.

Everyone has a plumbus in their home.

plumbus by tr67 May 30, 2016

Plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq 

A word that means that you have gone left to right and top to bottom on your keyboard in a desperate cry for help, yet boredom will not let go of you, so you resort to going right to left in a top to bottom motion. If you have found this definition for the word, that means you are suffering just as I am as I type in this definition. So how about you take a different approach by finding something productive that will certainly free you from boredom, such as reading, YouTube, BuzzFeed quizzes, Quotev quizzes, listening to music, anything that might release you from boredom's grasp. By the way, if you're interested in these weird letter arrangements that you can clearly find on your keyboard, check out qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm and it's reverse twin mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

Help! I have been captured by boredom! Here's a sign: plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq

Plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzeswaq by Kitsune Aya February 26, 2019

nanny plum

A lady who will steal your wallet and run away screaming plums glorious plums

Nanny plum : oooohhh sonny could you get the plums of the top shelf for me

Unsuspecting public: sure mam

Nanny plum : tee hee hee

Unsespecting public : here you go mam wait were did she go??
Nanny plum : plums glorious plums !!!!!

nanny plum by Roadmanchungus March 19, 2017

job de plume 

When somebody's name matches what they do, who they are or some characteristic about them, which may or may not result from a phenomenon known as "nominative determinism."

The famous race car driver Sam Speed, the head rowing coach Mr. Rosewell, my paraplegic friend Ted Wheelwright, and the local zookeeper named Sandy Lyons all have job de plumes.

job de plume by C. Elliot Lee September 20, 2013

plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzesawq 

when you are so bored you feel like your head will explode. DO YOUR WORK BEFORE YOU DIE OF BOREDOM! anywho you have met the end of boredom.

Me: I'm so bored
Future Me: plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzesawq

plmoknijbuhvygctfxrdzesawq by the_definition_girl February 13, 2018

Plum Dumpling 

1. A very painful hemorrhoid in men
2. Smelly and cavernous vagina in women
3. An STI

Hey did you go to the doctor to have your plum dumpling removed?

It's starting to smell like a plum dumpling in every room you walk out of, better go see your Obgyn

Did you get a plum dumpling from that slut you turned out last week?

Plum Dumpling by ExpectResistance July 27, 2016