plouder

A proud and loud mother who incorrectly thinks that everyone within earshot (and beyond) wants to hear the "adorable" conversation she is having with her small, "precious" child. Plouders are particularly prevalent on airplanes.

"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her daughter about clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."

plouder by hodag1966 January 31, 2014

Ploutering 

Generally whilst muntered, on a hunt for nothing in particular yet looking for something of interest.

Hey Senga ya bucket, check that double dunted cunt o'er there. He's heavy oot oan day release doin' a bit o' pure mad ploutering!

Ploutering by Splocious January 22, 2012

plouffen 

Horny

Can’t wait to see you later as I’m so plouffen for you.

plouffen by JukieC September 20, 2022

Plouffe 

The ability to disappear in a flash, leaving only a smile behind.....like the Cheshire cat.

I blinked, and "Plouffe!!" he was gone with a smile.

Plouffe by witchiwoman February 6, 2010

Plouffe 

When a female ejects air through her vagina, similar to passing gas from the anus. These are also known as a quief. The name comes from Minnesota Twins third baseman Trevor Plouffe, who creates a similar air when he swings and misses.

Last night, I freaked out when my wife started to Plouffe during sex.

Plouffe by I'm Klaus Hergesheimer September 8, 2012

Plouffe 

(verb) To screw up severely, in a manner deserving only the worst criticism.

Upon missing the last note in Ziggy Stardust on Guitar Hero, Mike was informed that he had plouffed up.

Plouffe by Tim-A September 20, 2006

plowfest 

a sexual act marked by deeply penetrative and vigorous intercourse.

synonym: rail party

(A) "I heard Sarah was involved in a plowfest the other night"

(B) "Yeah i know, I could hear it in the hall"

plowfest by sirplowzalot December 9, 2009