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When a female ejects air through her vagina, similar to passing gas from the anus. These are also known as a quief. The name comes from Minnesota Twins third baseman Trevor Plouffe, who creates a similar air when he swings and misses.
Last night, I freaked out when my wife started to Plouffe during sex.
by I'm Klaus Hergesheimer September 08, 2012
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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(verb) To screw up severely, in a manner deserving only the worst criticism.
Upon missing the last note in Ziggy Stardust on Guitar Hero, Mike was informed that he had plouffed up.
by Tim-A September 20, 2006
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The ability to disappear in a flash, leaving only a smile behind.....like the Cheshire cat.
I blinked, and "Plouffe!!" he was gone with a smile.
by witchiwoman February 06, 2010
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To hump into submission.
I Plouffed her last night.
by gkaiser September 27, 2006
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A French fart. Very dainty and effeminate. ALSO a major league baseball player (currently playing for the Minnesota Twins).
OH! I beg your pardon, I Plouffed.
by PorkchopHollway July 18, 2012
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