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ploppopotamus 

a montrously large, single-piece turd
i was backed up for a week and when i finally passed i looked in the bowl and found a ploppopotamus looking back at me
ploppopotamus by keith-tastic April 22, 2008
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plopportunity 

When you go to pee in a public bathroom, notice it's empty of other patrons and take a dump instead.
Never pass up a good plopportunity when you're out in public
plopportunity by TomatotheCat December 2, 2014
when a poo hits the water in a toilet, resulting in water splashing your buttocks. also known as backsplash.
SPLOOOOOOOOSHHH.
"errrrrrr that plopo was cold... and pooey"
plopo by simon adams October 15, 2003
After never having a name for this textual gibberish, it was given one.
hjbdfjbdasfsb or jnasdbnaksjd
Having to poo around 20 minutes after the first poo, leading to a continual flow of poo throughout the day...a case of the plopsons
Man i took a big poo and then had the plopsons right after...

I had the plopsons all day yesterday

I thought i pooed everything out this morning, but instead it was followed by a bad case of the plopsons!
plopson by Harold Bobnashus September 16, 2010

Missed Plopportunity

When you have to shit so bad but you can't because you are in an inappropriate shitting venue so you hold it with all your might. Finally when you get home you either can't shit or you have a shittack because you held it so long. not a good poo. this is a missed plopportunity.
Uh dude, my stomach is killing me...I really had to shit before but alas, it was a missed plopportunity
Missed Plopportunity by plmgr July 27, 2010