Top Definition
When you make a sound that sounds like a fart but you did not actually fart.
"Dude, did you just rip one?"
"No man, I plooted. It was the chair."
by anonipen December 04, 2014
To fuck, have intercourse with, screw, bang
She likes to ploot. He does too.
by real123 July 12, 2006
a hardcore smelling funk from a chic's vagina
I've tried everything, I just can't get this ploot off my finger!
by rob h. August 19, 2004

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