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Plooting 

Some dude: Hey man, what did you do last night?
Other dude: Ah, i was out plooting.
Some dude: Plooting? Whats that?
Other dude: Eating ass
Plooting by Beans&Fiends November 18, 2017
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Plooting 

Plooting - to attempt to bottom during gay sex and fail due to the inability to relax the inner rectum sphincter, resulting in pain and tears.
"I attempted to take Gary at the bathhouse, but his horsecock had me plooting out in seconds."

"She said she was game to go anal but the bitch plooted on me"
Plooting by Plootarch March 7, 2025

Plotting 

a secret plan or scheme to accomplish some purpose, especially a hostile, unlawful, or evil purpose:
β€œAye man I think they plotting on me”
Plotting by DroSims October 17, 2019

ploofing 

Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.
He ran so hard during the cross country meet that he was ploofing nearly the whole time.
ploofing by D. Ploof October 22, 2009

plooking 

Shagging, fucking.
As used in some of frank zappas music
I was plooking all night long.
Ah,, you plooked me so hard.
plooking by mikulas September 10, 2006

Plooning 

The act of platonically spooning, or spooning with no romantic intentions, solely for friendly comfort and affection
To best friend: "I've been in a sad mood all day and I am in need of some comfort. Do you feel like plooning?"
Plooning by shannonk November 12, 2013