crowd pleaser

An unmanageable, unsightly and unflushable human faeces - usually
found lining the bottom of a public toilet.

"SHIT! somebodies left a right fucking crowdpleaser in that bog!"

by Skip Donahue July 23, 2004

crowd pleasers

Noun: A perfect pair of womens breasts. Size: C-cup on up. Usually paired with a banging booty. Often displayed in bars, restaurants, parties, malls, and in situations where a female wants something from a man (such as a large tip at a restaurant, a free drink or when something needs fixed). Sparks high spirits & enthusiasm among men. Evokes jealousy among bitter/insecure women (usually bitchy girlfriends who catch you "gocking"). Commonly referred to as bad jokers, bazongas, cantelopes, fun bags, globes, hooters, jugs, knockers, melons, ta-tas, tig 'ol bittys, and whoppers among many others.

Oh Shit. Did you see the crowd pleasers on that girl?

Chase got no nooky tonight because his girlfriend caught him staring at the waitress's crowd pleasers.

by spook85 October 10, 2006

Geezer pleaser

One who exchanges his liberties and freedoms for the temporary gratification of the elderly.

America shut down because the media has turned her citizens into a bunch of geezer pleasers.

by Bungeemon fwankwin March 22, 2020

Crowd Pleaser

Originally named for the larger sets of fireworks that gave particularly large displays of flash and bang, a crowd pleaser is any weapon, usually a gun or missile, that is above average in its devastation.

Soldier 1: What's that bomber packin, B-53s?

Soldier 2: Nah, B-90 Bettys.

Soldier 3: Ooo, crowd pleasers.

by Mister Boo September 13, 2009

people pleaser

A people pleaser is a person who pleases people just for the sake of keeping them as a friend, or making them happy. They're often toxic and horrible to their friends, and very two faced. They're usually not trustworthy, and should be avoided at all costs for the sake of your mental health.

"I told Margaret that I hated Janet, and she told me she hated Janet too but I just found out today that Janet told Margaret the same thing and Margaret said she hated me! She sure is a people pleaser"

by MemeySatan December 27, 2016

Pussy Pleaser

When a woman/man upsets or embarrasses their lady fuck buddy and they try and make it better by giving the woman what she wants or telling her what she wants to hear but, ultimately, makes the overall situation worse.

"Dude, you told her she could paint your bedroom walls hot pink? Your such a fucking pussy pleaser!

by Ze Queen the 13 May 4, 2020

Wife Pleaser

A wife beater, as named by metrosexual fuckbois

Influencer: "Here I am wearing my Wife pleaser"
Me at the video: "Thats a fucking Wife beater you twat"

by mentlegentle June 11, 2023