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pleasantly plump 

Slightly larger than average;thick, lush, as the English would say about an appealing woman. Having a fulsome chest; busty, with a booty(bubble buttpawg) and a slightly curved stomach (not a gut) with normal legs and arms. It is meant as a compliment denoting desirability. Think Jessica Simpson, Amy Shumer, Marilyn Monroe, Anna Nicole (between the playboy years and the death of a millionaire ) or Dana Delaney from the 90's show china beach or Natasha Lyonne from American pie/orange is the new black. It does not mean fat, pudgy, or far overweight as some seem to think it has come to mean.
She is pleasantly plump with curves in all the right places
pleasantly plump by azahrarn September 2, 2016

pleasingly plump 

A term commonly used by desperate fat women looking to get laid. These plus size women like to run personal ads describing themselves as "pleasingly plump." Sure you're pleasingly plump if sitting by the Sun is comfortably cozy.
Bloody Yin-Yang: These overweight hoebags need to stop calling themselves pleasingly plump! Cute fat chicks do exist but they do NOT freaking weigh 400 lbs!

Bob Sherlock: Dude, maybe you should start looking at some skinny bitches instead. They make for good fun.
pleasingly plump by Acid Trip2580 November 22, 2013

Pleasantly Surprised 

A statement used to assure others that there is no need to worry about a task/event due to it not being difficult, when in reality the task/event is grueling and potentially soul crushing.
I bombed that test, I shouldn't have gotten my hopes up when our teacher said we would be pleasantly surprised

pleasantly toasted 

The perfect stage of drinking alcohol between buzzing and drunk.
By the third round of shots, everybody was pleasantly toasted.
pleasantly toasted by Eric Demonic October 17, 2006

PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )

1. the anxiety felt in a marriage
2. feeling trapped
3. feeling suffocated
4. constantly suspicious of your spouse's behavior, with or without merit
5. obsessive compulsion to check pockets, drawers, looking for clues ( imaginary or not ) to validate one's suspicions
6. general bossiness

7. general disregard for the happiness of your partner
Geeez Frank it sounds like you and your wife both suffer from PMS ( Presently Married Syndrome )...no, not that one, I'm talking about ' presently married syndrome '

Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised 

A niche little way of saying you're pleased; derived from the phrase Easy on the Eyes, and when you are content about what you are seeing!
Person 1: Hey! How was your tinder date last night?
Person 2: Easy on the Eyes and Pleasantly Surprised!