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playing center 

The act of a man receiving anal sex while bent over in doggy style or standing up. The term comes from the American Football position "Center", who's task is, amongst other things, to bend over in front of the usually larger quarter back and hike him the ball.
I think that dude Kelsey might like playing center, because he makes my gaydar go crazy every time he walks into the room.
playing center by Vic Punk March 22, 2008
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playing center 

When a woman, while engaged in doggy-style sex, reaches between her legs to fondle a man's balls.

Also see: playing quarterback
Guy 1: Man, I love it when my girlfriend is "playing center".

Guy 2: What the hell does that mean?

Guy 1: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
playing center by wiggy_G November 20, 2009

playing center field 

the romantic and sexual pursuit of middle aged women.
Girls my own age have always been intimidated by me, but I've had much more success after I started playing center field.
playing center field by assmurderer September 13, 2011

Playing sale of the century

To push down on a woman’s head while she performs fellatio on you. The act looks like when contestants on the Sale of the Century push down on their buzzer in order to answer a question.
Pete and Mike were having a beer at the pub. Pete asked Mike if he consummated his new relationship yet. Mike said “not yet, we’re still playing Sale of the Century”.

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026