you can’t play hitler’s harmonica

Inspired by the movie “Rat Race”, this is used when someone is doing something they shouldn’t do.

Kyle: i’m making uncarbonated soda
Me: you can’t play hitler’s harmonica!

by harmonica March 30, 2021

Playing the Hairy Harmonica

Eating a girl out

If you need an example of what Playing the Hairy Harmonica is you shouldnt be on this site.

by Banjo and cassius July 14, 2008

playing the hairy harmonica

To entertain by blowing the incredibly popular folk instrument that, characteristically, has two lip plates enclosing a long fipple, two holes - but only one ever fingered - and a wail switch. Skilled players use lip, tongue and mouth movements to create ecstatic music out of some lucky woman. (NB - in most countries you must be a least 16 years of age to play.)

"I have a young music student that has requested I show her how I go about 'playing the hairy harmonica'. Although I am a Professor of Music and expert flautist I am unfamiliar with this exact instrument. Can someone offer advice?"
"Yeah, bud - hold your breath in the wind section."

by Gabbro June 23, 2018

playing a harmonica

a slang term for smoking a cigarette

Guy 1:Where were you?
Guy 2:Outside, playing a harmonica.

by undercoverbackdoorlover March 13, 2011

Play the harmonica

when you drop a wafer, so you blow on it to make sure it has no germs.

"oh no, your wafer!"
"ahh it's ok, let me just play the harmonica"

by deak larjé March 30, 2022