plactus 

(n.) a very noticible bruise or blod clot in one's body.
(pl.)= plactii

ex: Did you see that plactus on that girl's wrist. Damn..someone must've hit that pretty hard.

ex: Why are there so much plactii on your body, Jeanette? Is there something wrong at home?

plactus by longoshorta February 4, 2006

Plutus 

A bitch ass Nigga named Plutus. It’s basically an insult you call somebody.

Look at the goon Plutus he sucks A lot of dick in reach!

Plutus by OblockAmmasfor August 23, 2022

Plantussy 

Noun

The sweet, watery, succulent vagina on any plant in existence.

Man: “Ah shit, Darin, I got that sweet plantussy from my Aunt Irene’s hydrangea.”

Plantussy by Perhaps? July 16, 2022

MC Plantus 

The world's most motherfuckin' prolific rapper. Wrote such lines as, "Sittin' on the floor, don't want a 1984," and, "zilla found some bodies in his trunk, he thinks he left them there for a month."

yo dude, MC Plantus fuckin' came into the club stole all the bitches for himself using his rhymes

MC Plantus by dj wack October 23, 2006

Plautstered 

origin is a pint sized human, although not a dwarf more of a Shetland pony of the human world. definition is to become soo incredibly intoxicated that NO OTHER word in the world can describe your state of drunkenness. plautstered pronounced (plowt-stired) trumps all known and currently unkown forms of describing one's level of toxicity from alcohol. Be forewarned if you happen to become plautstered many unusual events may occur. Including but not limited to attempted suicide, going AWOL, being extremely hostle with friends, strong hallucinations similar to bad acid trips, and being funnier than HELL. Automatic disqualification if said person vomits from the consuming of the alcohol non-negotiable.

plautstered

1.drinking too much
2.not knowing when to stop
3.acting like an asshole
4.being a whiny bitch

Plautstered by MICKCRIZZLE August 11, 2012

Platus 

When something is boring, dry, or overall uninteresting, it is "platus".

Bro that pussy is so platus.
This party is platus, let's dip.

Platus by Tigerlahin April 4, 2021