plactus 

(n.) a very noticible bruise or blod clot in one's body.
(pl.)= plactii

ex: Did you see that plactus on that girl's wrist. Damn..someone must've hit that pretty hard.

ex: Why are there so much plactii on your body, Jeanette? Is there something wrong at home?

plactus by longoshorta February 4, 2006

Plactastic 

Adjective: A awful but funny film (in a messed up way), a crappy low-budget film usually 15 or 18.

Dukes of Hazard is plactastic

Plactastic by Johnnyfredbob May 8, 2009

Plantussy 

Noun

The sweet, watery, succulent vagina on any plant in existence.

Man: “Ah shit, Darin, I got that sweet plantussy from my Aunt Irene’s hydrangea.”

Plantussy by Perhaps? July 16, 2022

MC Plantus 

The world's most motherfuckin' prolific rapper. Wrote such lines as, "Sittin' on the floor, don't want a 1984," and, "zilla found some bodies in his trunk, he thinks he left them there for a month."

yo dude, MC Plantus fuckin' came into the club stole all the bitches for himself using his rhymes

MC Plantus by dj wack October 23, 2006

Platus 

When something is boring, dry, or overall uninteresting, it is "platus".

Bro that pussy is so platus.
This party is platus, let's dip.

Platus by Tigerlahin April 4, 2021