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1. When used as a portmanteau in reference to GSN's TV show Playmania, it means "PLAymania retaRD".

2. Someone who gets on-air saying "I don't know," repeats a said answer, or gives an off-the-wall reply.

3. Someone who acts like an idiot, jokingly said to be from the state of Ohio.
"He said the same thing as the last player, he's a PLARD!"

"Why does she text in when she doesn't know the correct answer, what a PLARD!"
by Anti-PLARD Crew December 02, 2006
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1. To make cool (usually temporarily).

2. Someone from a social group (i.e. crew).

3. To prod (as to lightly bother).

4. Reference to a Paul by a feminine a Paul (such as Paula or Pauline).
1. Plards everyone for fun.

2. All the plards gathered in the chatroom.

3. Plards her for being away.

4. You are such a plard!
by plards December 09, 2004
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To plard means "to make cool," usually used between friends.
Plards Leena.

Unplards John for the unplardy thing he did.
by a plard December 08, 2004
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a lard with a p in front of it. a common nickname for anyone who's name starts with a p.
friend 1: yo plard
friend 2: shut up! i'm skinny! for realz yo!
by im not a plard December 11, 2004
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