otherwise known as Platano, or Plantain. It is a fried banana commonly eaten in South America and the like but is enjoyed around the world. May people are under the misconception that it is pronounced Plan-Tain. It's not. that's like saying Moun-Tain.
Me: You idiot, Plantain are pronounced Plan-Tin, not Plan-tain, that's an Americanism like Monies. You don't say Moun-Tain, or Cap-tain do you?
by Mr. Manners Man April 12, 2007
1) A very small penis that is called such because it resembles a plantain which is a small replica of a large banana much like a small cock is a small replica of a larger average sized cock.
Usually used to insult someone about their baby dick.
Usually used to insult someone about their baby dick.
1) When John told us that an average Trojan was too big for him, we proceeded to insult him about his plantain.
2) One would normally expect Italians to have stereotypically large dicks, which is why John's plantain was especially hysterical.
2) One would normally expect Italians to have stereotypically large dicks, which is why John's plantain was especially hysterical.
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by Lichmorg August 21, 2009
Johnny: You guys can play hide the plantain another time, you need to stay focused on your training.
Miguel: Yes Sensei Lawrence
Miguel: Yes Sensei Lawrence
by Burdac January 12, 2021
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the She'll be Coming 'round the Plantain Burger, you should try it!"
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