When you leave early from the bar with some skank, fuck her bareback, don't clean yourself off, then go home to your girl and fuck her bareback leaving your dick crusty like a fried banana!
I totally fucked Rebecca until about 11 then went to Karens and gave her the "fried banana" in her mouth!
by SacNuts Shane January 6, 2009
Fried Banana: (sexual act) When you're fu*king a girl from behind, pull out and cum on her ass as she farts and you light it!!! "KABOOOM! The Fried Banana!!!"
"Hey you remember that chick Shirley from the laundromat last week? Yeah well I took her home and gave her the Fried Banana!!" -some douche
by JG Trayne April 25, 2013
by Steve Kowalski and Randall Schultz February 4, 2005
When you get a rock hard penis and stick it into a girl while she's in a tanning bed. Finish by spraying your ejaculate on the tanning bed until it sizzles.
Yo I was at Voon's Spunk Parlor with my boy Cloud Marlin and we gave two hotties our Egyptian Fried Bananas in the back room.
by Jeffery Porkheimer III February 16, 2014
When a girl gives a guy a blowjob while the guy's dick is covered in grape jelly. She can also put topping on it if she wants to like nuts, mini chocolate chips, or even cut up fruit!
Melissa was sucking Nick's fried purple banana. Nick was in so much pleasure that he cummed all over Melissa's face.
Lissa, a he-she, got a great fried purple banana from his/her boyfriend Florence.
A magical fairy came up to George Washington and gave him a nice fried purple banana.
Lissa, a he-she, got a great fried purple banana from his/her boyfriend Florence.
A magical fairy came up to George Washington and gave him a nice fried purple banana.
by THENINJA!!!! WHo knows people! November 22, 2010