The act of lying down with arms flat against the side of the body. Better plankers plank in positions out of the normal i.e chimneys. Also know as extreme lying down.
check out that letterbox bro, prime planking
by plankingbouss May 25, 2011
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ight so i was reading a fan fic and it said "he was planking over me" and i have no fucking clue what it means bc isnt that like a stupid exercise??? But whatever bc now i have decided to make up my own definition for any poor soul in the same position as moi.
Planking is the act of having hard core mind blowing sex the planker being the top.
"Dude he was planking me so hard"
"omg fr? i did think u were struggling to walk today lmao"
"yeah also i started calling it planking bc i read the first sentence of a fanfic and asumed it meant something sexual. I'm so glad u also think this."
"Omgg same i read that too."
#planked
by an absolute slaggg March 18, 2023
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Lying down (as flat as a board) in places one wouldn't normally lay.
Person 1: Dude, why is that guy laying on the sink?
Person 2: He's planking!
by dcs20120 May 26, 2011
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Snap a plank,To defecate, take a dump,shit, usually a hard one that equates to breaking a hardwood board or plank
Dude ,I snapped a plank and clogged your toilet . I need to snap a plank.
by BigNiggaDingDong March 21, 2023
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The act of raping someone while planking.
Dude no need to plank rape her,she was just trying to get over you. Why were you planking on her bed anyway?
by IWillLickYou July 22, 2011
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A creamy plank happens when you engage a standard plank exercise after a heavy meal.
I've just eaten too much man, went to the gym and did a creamy plank; shit was messy.

You shouldn't exercise after an Italian wedding ceremony; you risk creaming your planks!
by Zz Daddy o December 25, 2021
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